Tony Boloney's - HOBOKEN
Popular menu items
Shitfaced 3000®
a tony boloney’s classic fried chicken, s#itfaced honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
$20.00 +Jerzey Jezebel®
nashville hot dipped fried chicken or cauliflower, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill ranch, purple slaw
$19.00 +Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$20.00 +Slices
Classic Cheese - Slice
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$4.00 +Moonshiner - Slice
$5.50 +Jerzey Fist Pump - Slice
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$6.50 +Pope Leo - Slice
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$5.50 +Burrrrata - Slice
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$9.50 +Grumpy Gramps- Slice
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$5.50 +Tikka- Slice
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$5.50 +All Chop Caesar! - Slice
dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
$5.50 +Da North Shore - Slice
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$9.50 +Lobsta Roll - Slice
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$13.00 +Oy Vey-Slice
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$7.00 +Pepe Le Pizza- Slice
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$5.50 +CBR On Roids - Slice
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$6.50 +BLESS YER HEART- Slice
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$6.50 +Winger - Slice
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
$5.50 +S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$5.50 +Shogun Shadowboxer - Slice
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$5.50 +Magic Mushroom- Slice
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$5.50 +Mex-Corn Husker- Slice
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$5.50 +Heart Attack - Slice
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
$5.50 +Ooh Laa Laa - Slice
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsely.
$6.50 +I Will Smash You-Slice
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
$9.50 +Supreme Tang - Slice
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
$5.50 +Taco Taco Taco- Slice
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$16.00 +Swine Fighter-Slice
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
$16.00 +WAH GWAN - Slice
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$6.50 +Ay Dios Mio - Slice
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$5.50 +Garlic Knots
$1.00 +HOUSE - SLICE
$6.50 +CHEESE GRILLZ - Slice
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$6.00 +Subs - Hot
🏆 Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle Ole Sauce®, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & homemade-hand pulled queso oaxaca mexican string cheese we make in our Mad MutzTM Lab! Can be made vegan! 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
$18.00 +Goombah Cowboy - NEW
nah partner, you can‘t handle this... ribeye, fried onions, vodka sauce, smoked & fresh mutz, extra crispy ‘roni, ’roni grease ranch.
$22.00 +Bumblin' Bee
Angry Bee Mad Mutz® Sticks, fried chicken cutlet, drowned in Mike’s Hot Honey TB Mustard sauce, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz & potato chips
$18.00 +TeKā THE SHAKā
hawaiian north shore mea weliweli! mochiko fried garlic hawaiian north shore truck style shrimp, calrose sticky rice, smoked mutz, aloha sauce, parsley pss...its tony’s favorite sub!
$22.00 +🇯🇲 Chopped Patty
wah gwaan, make ‘dis batty shake! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice beef, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch
$18.00 +Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม
rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
$20.00 +LPP
yeah you know me! lemon pepper parm...fried chicken, fresh mutz, lemon pepper sauce, pecorino, parsley
$19.00 +The Snuggla®
grilled cheese, tomato soup & chic parm got frisky fried chicken cutlet, creamy vodka sauce, xtra melted muenster, smoked bacon, crouton dust
$20.00 +Oui Oui "Wee Wee"
french onion soup cheesesteak french onion soup caramelized onions, ribeye, xtra gruyère, parsley
$20.00 +Lobsta Trap
lobster roll on ‘roids lobster, bayou butter, celery salt, garlic aioli, fresh & smoked mutz, parsley
$37.00 +Thundercat
chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion
$17.00 +Punjabo
tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll
$16.00 +Squash Tha Beef
marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo
$16.00 +Shitfaced 3000®
a tony boloney’s classic fried chicken, s#itfaced honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
$20.00 +Shoobie
fried chicken cutlet, coolest ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, melted dry aged mutz, potato chips...and more ranch!
$18.00 +DA Ruler
house parm sub burrata, choose your protein (we recommend meatballs!), vodka sauce, fresh and smoked mutz, basil, pecorino, seeded roll
$20.00 +Jerzey Jezebel®
nashville hot dipped fried chicken or cauliflower, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill ranch, purple slaw
$19.00 +Boken-Boy®
a hoboken original fried chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
$18.00 +Diving Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$16.00 +Flying Guillotine 武堂
sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion
$15.00 +Brotherly Love
ribeye, sharp white wiz, fried onion, TB’s HOT BOI spread (wet hots are trash), fried long hot peppers
$18.00 +Geppetto
house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil
$16.00 +Vegan Ole
house-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese
$16.00 +Jawnzin'
sicilian chili spread, massive italian fennel sausage, smoked mutz, sautéed caramelized fennel & spicy chili oil
$18.00 +GARDEN STATE PORKWAY
shaved porkroll & ribeye, grilled to perfection w/ caramelized onions, garlic aioli, long hot peppers, chili spread & extra sharp white wiz
$18.00 +TRUFFLE MUNCHER
Mad Mutz® truffle mutz sticks, ribeye, truffle cream sauce, cremini mushroom, burrata, crispy onions, parsley
$18.00 +TIO BASTARDO
$17.00 +Gravy Train
$17.00 +12" Pies (Copy)
Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$13.00 +Moonshiner 12"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$20.00 +Burrrrrata 12"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$29.00 +Tikka 12"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$19.00 +Ay Dios Mio 12"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$19.00 +Mex-Corn Husker 12"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$19.00 +Magic Mushroom 12"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$19.00 +Shogun Shadowboxer 12"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$19.00 +Supreme Tang 12"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$19.00 +Winger 12"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$22.00 +Grumpy Gramps 12"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$19.00 +Shitfaced Chicken 12"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$19.00 +Heart Attack 12"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$19.00 +Gindolune 12"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$19.00 +Pope Leo 12"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$19.00 +I WILL SMASH YOU 12"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$25.00 +Oy Vey 12"
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$25.00 +Swine Fighter 12"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$29.00 +Taco Taco Taco 12"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$50.00 +Lobsta Roll 12"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$35.00 +Pancho Franco 12"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$19.00 +Half & Half 12"
$22.00 +Ooh Laa Laa 12"
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
$19.00 +Bless Yer Heart 12"
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$19.00 +Wah Gwan 12"
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$29.00 +Jerzey Fist Pump 12"
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$20.00 +All Chop Caesar! 12"
dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
$20.00 +Pepe Le 12"
cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo
$19.00 +CBR on Roids 12"
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$24.00 +Da North Shore 12"
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$32.00 +CHEESE GRILLZ 12"
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$22.00 +18" Pies
Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$20.00 +Moonshiner 18"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$29.00 +Burrrrrata 18"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$35.00 +Tikka 18"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$29.00 +Ay Dios Mio 18"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$35.00 +Mex-Corn Husker 18"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$29.00 +Magic Mushroom 18"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$29.00 +Shogun Shadowboxer 18"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$29.00 +Supreme Tang 18"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$29.00 +Winger 18"
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$35.00 +Grumpy Gramps 18"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$29.00 +Shitfaced Chicken 18"
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$29.00 +Heart Attack 18"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$32.00 +Gindolune 18"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$32.00 +Pope Leo 18"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$29.00 +I WILL F#CKIN SMASH U 18"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$35.00 +Oy Vey 18"
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$35.00 +Swine Fighter 18"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$53.00 +Taco Taco Taco 18"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$100.00 +Lobsta Roll 18"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$55.00 +Pancho Franco 18"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$35.00 +Half & Half 18"
$29.00 +Ooh Laa Laa 18"
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley
$29.00 +Lobsta’ Roll 18”
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$59.00 +Bless Yer Heart 18"
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$35.00 +Jerzey Fist Pump 18"
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$32.00 +All Chop Caesar! 18"
dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
$32.00 +Da North Shore 18"
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$42.00 +CBR on Roids 18"
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$35.00 +Wah Gwan 18" - NEW
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$35.00 +Pepe Le Pizza 18"
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$32.00 +CHEESE GRILLZ 18" - NEW
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$29.00 +Calzone
Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$13.00 +Moonshiner 12"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$20.00 +Burrrrrata 12"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$29.00 +Tikka 12"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$19.00 +Ay Dios Mio 12"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$19.00 +Mex-Corn Husker 12"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$19.00 +Magic Mushroom 12"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$19.00 +Shogun Shadowboxer 12"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$19.00 +Supreme Tang 12"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$19.00 +Winger 12"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$22.00 +Grumpy Gramps 12"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$19.00 +Shitfaced Chicken 12"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$19.00 +Heart Attack 12"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$19.00 +Gindolune 12"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$19.00 +Pope Leo 12"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$19.00 +I WILL SMASH YOU 12"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$25.00 +Oy Vey 12"
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$25.00 +Swine Fighter 12"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$29.00 +Lobsta Roll 12"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$35.00 +Pancho Franco 12"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$19.00 +Ooh Laa Laa 12"
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
$19.00 +Bless Yer Heart 12"
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$19.00 +Wah Gwan 12"
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$29.00 +Jerzey Fist Pump 12"
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$20.00 +Pepe Le 12"
cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo
$19.00 +CBR on Roids 12"
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$24.00 +Da North Shore 12"
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$32.00 +CHEESE GRILLZ 12"
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$22.00 +Mad Mutz® Fresh Mozzarella Sticks
Nonna Original Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with an Old-School Italian, Rosemary Crumb Crust.
$16.00 +Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites 1x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie
$16.00 +IT'S ALIVE Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (10)
A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites Try Them All! 2x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie 1x The Lucifer 1x The Truffler 1x Da Patty 1x The Popper
$29.00 +The Popper Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Cream Cheese Style Jalapeno Fresh Mozzarella with a Pretzel Jalapeno Crust Lil' Spicy!
$16.00 +Da Patty Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Jamaican Golden Patty Crust with a Wiri Wiri Pepper Fresh Mozzarella A Bit Hot!
$16.00 +Hottie Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Sharp Cheddar Mozzarella with a Spicy Cracker Crumb Crust. Mildly Hot
$16.00 +Cacio Pepe Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with a Pecorino & Black Pepper Bread Crumb Crust.
$16.00 +Ole Smokey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Deeply Smoked Mozzarella with an Herby Jersey Bread Crumb Crust
$16.00 +Truffler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Delicate Truffle Mozzarella with a Truffle Panko Bread Crumb Crust.
$16.00 +Gaucho Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Savory Chimichurri Mozzarella with a Garlic & Herb Bread Crumb Crust.
$16.00 +Lucifer Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Scorching 10-Pepper Blend Mozzarella with a 2.9 MILLION Scoville Charcoal Crust. Devilishly Hot!
$19.00 +Unicorn Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Rainbow Colored Fresh Mozzarella with a Sparkly Classic Crumb Crust (All Natural Food Coloring)
$19.00 +Angry Bee Mike's Hot Honey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Mike‘s Honey Fresh Mutz & Mike’s Hot Honey caramelized crust. Mike’s Hot Honey dipping sauce
$16.00 +Be-Hive Yo' Self Vegan Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
BE-HIVE vegan garlic & herb mutz w/ vegan pecorino & herb GF crust Vegan Ole Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce
$18.00 +Fry
Elote Fries
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$14.00 +Bastardo Fundito Fries
chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro
$16.00 +Apps & Dessert
Punkin' Spice Churros
Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
$12.00Salad
Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00 +Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00 +Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
$18.00 +Pueblito
romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
$18.00 +Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
$12.00 +Headless Horse-Person
mixed greens, roasted pumpkin, goat cheese, toasted pumpkin seed, crispy bloomin onion, balsamci honey.
$18.00 +Subs - Cold
The Commission
calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll
$15.00 +Miss 'Merica
smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette
$16.00 +CAPR-A-C
Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino
$16.00 +Fresh Mozzarella
3X Cream - Mozzarella
Three times the buttermilk fat of our Sea Salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.
$16.00Goat 16 oz
$16.00Chimuchurri 16 oz
$16.00Smoked Mozzarella 16oz
$16.00Tuscan Rosemary & Garlic
$16.00Fresh Ricotta
$16.00Scamorza
$16.00Smoked Scamorza
$18.00Pasta
Thundercat Parm Pasta
creamed spinach, fresh mutz, sesame seed, chicken or eggplant cutlet, crispy onion
$22.00Buff-O-Parm Pasta
Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, blue cheese, crispy celery, fresh mozzarella. Tony's Tip - add burrata!
$22.00Ole Parm Pasta
Mezcal marinated steak, grilled chicken or shaved seitan. chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & Mexican string cheese.
$22.00Catering
Salad Box-Full Tray
$100.00Tenders & Fries-Full Tray
$125.00Mac Ball Box-Full Tray
$150.00 +Wings-Full Box (50)
$80.00 +Merch '25
TB Black T-shirt
$23.00 +Ethik Worldwide Collab
$32.00Deathwish Burrito
RIPPER
ribeye steak, chipotle ranch, spicy hash-brown, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, monteray jack, cilantro, queso cotija. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00ELOTES RESACA
grilled chicken, elotes, avocado mash, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, spicy hash-brown, cilantro, queso cotija, jalapeno crema. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00PIROTECNICA
refired black bean, 2 deep fried chicken taquito (flautas), 3 scrambled eggs, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, salsa verde, cilantro, cotija. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$14.00MATADOR
birria 8 hr stewed shredded beef, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, radish, onion, jalapeno ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00BASIC SOCIO
disturbing amount of smoked bacon, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00AMERICAN PSYCHO
split personality, is it porkroll or taylor ham...whatever you psycos call it, we stack, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00LUNATIC BUTCHER
ribeye steak, smoked bacon, black beans, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, spicy gravy, scallions. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00GLADIATOR
calabrian chili, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, sopressata, mortadella, capicola, scrambled eggs, roman lemon dressing and smoked mozzarella, pecorino. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00NO HELMET
buffalo fried chicken, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, blue cheese, fresh mozzarella, ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00BAREKNUCKLE
avocado smash, fried chicken, smoked bacon, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, buttermilk ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00BLACK LUNG
acocado smash, homemade vegan chorizo, spicy hash-brown, refried black beans, smoked vegan mozzarella, jalapeno, vegan chipotle crema, cilantro. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00Retail
Side Sauce
Bayou Butter Side
$3.00Winger Buffalo Side
$3.00Caveman Side
$3.00HOT BOI Chili Side
$4.00Coolest Ranch Side
$3.00Dill Ranch Side
$3.00Garlic Mayo Side
$3.00Green Chutney Side
$3.00Jalapeno Mayo Side
$3.00Marinara Side
$3.00Ole Sauce Side
$3.00Passover Sauce Side
$3.00Pesto Ranch Side
$3.00S#itfaced Side
$3.00Siam Satay Side
$3.00TB Smash Side
$3.00Thai Ranch Side
$3.00Tikka Side
$3.00Vegan Jalapeno Side
$3.00Vegan Ole Sauce Side
$3.00Vodka Side
$3.00Winger Sauce Side
$3.00Extra S#it
Fork
$0.00Knife
$0.00Plate
$0.00Napkins
$0.00Red Pepper Flakes
$0.25Parmesan Cheese
$0.25Garlic Powder
$0.25Oregano
$0.25Ketchup
$0.25Pizza Making Kits
4 Dough Pizza Making Kit
Each kit includes everything you need to make 4 12" round pizzas or calzones. Kit includes: pizza dough, fresh homemade mozzarella, shredded dry aged mozzarella, marinated cremini mushrooms, cup & char pepperoni, NJ pizza sauce, tony’s sicilan olive oil, grated pecorino & instruction card
$50.00 +Mad Mutz® FROZEN TO GO Fresh Mozzarella Sticks
Nonna Original Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with an Old-School Italian, Rosemary Crumb Crust.
$16.00The Popper Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Cream Cheese Style Jalapeno Fresh Mozzarella with a Pretzel Jalapeno Crust Lil' Spicy!
$16.00Hottie Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Sharp Cheddar Mozzarella with a Spicy Cracker Crumb Crust. Mildly Hot
$16.00Cacio Pepe Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with a Pecorino & Black Pepper Bread Crumb Crust.
$16.00Truffler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Delicate Truffle Mozzarella with a Truffle Panko Bread Crumb Crust.
$16.00Lucifer Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Scorching 10-Pepper Blend Mozzarella with a 2.9 MILLION Scoville Charcoal Crust. Devilishly Hot!
$19.00