Tony Boloney's - HOBOKEN
Popular menu items
Burrrrr-ata Slice or Pie
Pink vodka, shaved pecorino, basil, calabrian chili drizzle, and burrata.
$7.00 +S#!tf@c3d Chicken Slice or Pie
Beer battered chicken breast with homemade honey stout bbq sauce, mutz & cheddar...the best...umm...sober pizza? Tony's tip - make it blacked-out! smoked bacon and fritos!
$5.00 +Winger Slice or Pie
Buttermilk buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mutz, blue cheese, ranch.
$5.00 +Boken-boy® Sub or Burrito
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, house dressing
$13.00 +Build Your Own Pies
Red & Vodka Slices or Pies
Burrrrr-ata Slice or Pie
Pink vodka, shaved pecorino, basil, calabrian chili drizzle, and burrata.
$7.00 +Grandma Patti Slice or Pie
House parm pie. Fresh Mutz, pecorino, marinara, ricotta, basil. Vegetarian.
$5.00 +Casino Carnivore Slice or Pie
Meat lovers unite! 10 meats ravaged by mozzarella...noah’s ark of pizza
$6.00 +Hawaiian Flush Slice or Pie
Marinara, grilled pineapple, capicola, smoked mozzarella, and smoked bacon.
$5.00 +White and Non-Red Slices or Pies
S#!tf@c3d Chicken Slice or Pie
Beer battered chicken breast with homemade honey stout bbq sauce, mutz & cheddar...the best...umm...sober pizza? Tony's tip - make it blacked-out! smoked bacon and fritos!
$5.00 +Winger Slice or Pie
Buttermilk buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mutz, blue cheese, ranch.
$5.00 +Pancho Franco Slice or Pie
Grilled chicken, avocado sauce, cilantro, pickled jalapeno crema, Mexican string cheese, and potato chips.
$6.00 +General Khan Slice or Pie
General Tso's fried chicken, sesame seed, fresh mutz, scallion, hot honey
$5.00 +Mex-Corn Husker Slice or Pie
Roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro and chiles. Vegetarian.
$5.00 +Ay Dios Mac! Slice or Pie
Our cheesy mac and cheese pie, chipotle sauce, and cilantro. Vegetarian.
$5.00 +Magic Mushroom Slice or Pie
Black truffle sauce, breadcrumb crust, crimini mushroom, whipped ricotta, fresh mutz, parsley. Vegetarian.
$6.00 +Da Count Slice or Pie
Garlic bread spread, fresh & smoked mutz, whipped ricotta, garlic & herbs, shaved pecorino. VEGETARIAN.
$5.00 +Bangkok Boardwalk Slice or Pie
Pad Thai sauce, fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh jalapenos, cilantro, crushed honey roasted peanuts and toasted sesame seeds. Vegetarian.
$5.00 +Ducktown Slice or Pie
Garlic bread spread, ribeye steak, smoked bacon, fresh mutz, garlic & herbs.
$6.00 +Mac-N-It Slice or Pie
Ribeye steak, da sauce, sharp white wiz, sour dill pickles, grilled onion, lettuce, tomato and sesame seed crust. Tony's tip - substitute shaved grilled seitan instead of steak!
$5.00 +Tikka Slice or Pie
Sesame seed crust, tikka masala coconut curry, paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro. Vegetarian.
$5.00 +Thundercat Slice or Pizza
Pecorino creamed spinach, sesame seeds, chicken cutlet or eggplant cutlet, crispy onions.
$5.00 +Vegan Slices or Pies
O.G. Vegan Slice or Pie
breadcrumb crust, marinara, vegan mutz, garlic & herbs, basil, vegan eggplant meatballs, sage pesto
$5.00 +Yogi Slice or Pie
Sesame crust, coconut curry tikka masala, crimini mushroom, broccoli rabe, jalapenos, green chutney, and cilantro.
$5.00 +King Slice or PIe
lemon marinated kale, beet hummus, red quinoa, parsley, spicy tahini, chimichurri, za’atar crust
$5.00 +Steak and Brisket Subs or Burritos
Ole®' Sub or Burrito
Mezcal marinated 12 spiced steak, mezcal grilled chicken or mezcal shaved seitan, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro, and Mexican string cheese.
$13.00 +Ducktown Melt Sub or Burrito
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mutz on garlic bread.
$13.00 +Brotherly Love Sub or Burrito
house Philly cheesesteak. Shaved ribeye or shaved seitan, sharp white wiz, fried onion, calabrian chili, and fried long hots.
$13.00 +William Da Kid Sub or Burrito
no more billy, i'm grown mom!...black truffle mashed potato, 8 hr brisket cowboy chili, fresh mutz, potato chip
$15.00 +Ooh-wee oui drippin’ Sub or Burrito
French onion soup cheesesteak, ribeye, french onion soup caramelized onion, gruyere
$14.00 +Gravy Train Sub or Burrito
ride it...black truffle mashed potato, ribeye, herb gravy, fresh mutz, crispy onion
$14.00Fon-Duuuuude Sub or Burrito
just yodlin' brah...ribeye or seitan, roasted garlic spread, 4 cheese swiss wine fondue
$15.00 +Supreme tang ตังค์ Sub or Burrito
pad thai cheese steak...steak, grilled chicken or shaved seitan. thai satay rice noodles, green papaya slaw, crushed cilantro, peanut, smoked sriracha wiz, pickled bird chili
$14.00 +Bad Leroy Sub or Burrito
shaved ribeye or shaved seitan, whipped goat cheese, jalapeno, beet horseradish, and Havarti.
$13.00 +Boloney-Rex Sub
jurassic era size 8 hour smoked beef rib bone-in, caveman sauce & sharp white wiz. Instructions included. Yes they are needed!
$25.00Lil' Mac Sub or Burrito
Lottsa shaved ribeye steak or shaved seitan, da special sauce, sharp white cheese wiz, sour dill pickles, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato on a sesame seed roll.
$14.00 +Houdini Sub or Burrito
Shaved ribeye or shaved seitan, black truffle sauce, crimini mushroom, burrata, crispy onions, and parsley.
$15.00 +Chicken Subs or Burritos
Boken-boy® Sub or Burrito
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, house dressing
$13.00 +S#!tf@c3d 3000 Sub or Burrito
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, mutz, cheddar, fritos
$13.00 +St. Luigi Sub or Burrito
st. louis meets rome...chicken or eggplant cutlet, provel cacio pepe alfredo, fresh mutz, seeded roll
$13.00 +5,000 Club Sub or Burrito
sinatra two steppin'... black truffle mashed potato, chicken cutlet, smoked bacon, havarti, lettuce, tomato, house dressing, potato chips
$13.00 +Jersey Jezebel Sub or Burrito
nashville chicken, purple slaw, sour dill pickle, smoked cheddar, dill aioli
$13.00 +General Genghis Sub or Burrito
tso's fried chicken or cauliflower, lemon marinated kale, smoked mutz, scallion, sesame, hot honey, crispy wonton
$13.00 +Shoobie Sub or Burrito
fried chicken, buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
$13.00 +Diving Buffalo Sub or Burrito
buffalo chicken or cauliflower, blue cheese, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, celery
$13.00 +Burro Bastardo Sub or Burrito
yea he is...refried bean, fried chicken or cauliflower, chipotle, cilantro, avocado, smoked queso, jalapeño crema, potato chip
$13.00 +Filthy Rich Pennybags Sub or Burrito
dont pass go...chicken or eggplant cutlet, salted ricotta, sage pesto, fresh mutz, honey balsamic
$13.00 +Parm Subs
UTB Sub or Burrito
like 80's tv dinner watching thundercats but better. creamed spinach parm...pecorino creamed spinach, sesame seeds, chicken cutlet or eggplant cutlet, crispy onions.
$13.00 +Vegan Monsters Subs or Burritos
Squash the Beef Parm Sub or Burrito
yes...all vegan!...Eggplant meatball, sage pesto, marinara, vegan mutz, basil on a seeded roll.
$13.00 +Vegan 'Ole Sub or Burrito
Oaxacan marinated seitan, chipotle sauce, vegan string cheese, lettuce, tomato, and cilantro.
$13.00 +Punjabo Parm Sub or Burrito
roasted garlic spread, cauliflower, tikka masala coconut curry, jalapeños, green chutney, vegan paneer, cilantro
$13.00 +Thy Zohan
beet hummus, harrisa falafel, cucumbers, tomato, spicy harissa tahini, parsley, za’atar
$13.00 +Pork Sub or Burrito
Pusher Sub or Burrito
roasted garlic spread, spicy fennel sausage, smoked mutz, baby arugula, house dressing
$14.00 +Cold Subs or Burritos
The Commission Sub or Burrito
The definitive Italian sub. 'Nduja, soppressata, spicy capicola, mortadella, fresh smoked mutz, crispy onions, calabrian chili spread, and Sicilian dressing.
$14.00 +Yalla Yalla or Burrito
beet hummus, fresh mozzarella, sage pesto, tomato, baby arugula, honey balsamic
$13.00 +Miss 'Merica Sub or Burrito
roasted turkey, fresh smoked mutz, arugula, garlic aioli, tomato, sicilian lemon vinaigrette house dressing
$13.00 +Volstead Sub or Burrito
jalapeno aioli, sharp cheddar, roasted turkey, avocado smash, potato chip
$14.00 +Ollie Sub or Burrito
babushka beet horseradish, smoked mutz, sopressata, baby arugula, balsamic honey
$14.00 +Apps :-)
Cacio Pepe Mac Balls
3 homemade cheezy peppery smoked mozzarella pasta balls w/ side of vodka sauce
$10.00 +Cheezy Garlic Bread
Garlic bread spread with mozzarella, garlic, and herbs. Tony's Tip - add pepperoni!
$8.00 +Mozzarella Sticks
Original Pretzel Mozzarella Sticks
pennsylvania dutch pretzel crusted w/ super creamy homemade mozzarella, choice of marinara or vodka sauce
$12.00 +Truffle Mozzarella Sticks
homemade truffle mozzarella w/ truffle panko breadcrumb crust, choice of marinara or vodka sauce
$12.50 +Pesto Mozzarella Sticks
homemade pesto mozzarella w/ pesto & pecorino breadcrumb crust, choice of marinara or vodka sauce
$12.50 +Chipotle Mozzarella Sticks
homemade chipotle mozzarella w/ oaxacan spiced breadcrumb crust and side of chipotle ranch
$12.50 +Smoked Mozzarella Sticks
homemade smoked mozzarella w/ italian breadcrumb crust, choice of marinara or vodka sauce
$12.50 +Unicorn Mozzarella Sticks
Rainbow mozzarella sticks. feeling magical? bite into the rainbow w/ glitter breadcrumb crust. A unicorn died for them so you know they are delicious. With unicorn blood dipping sauce.
$20.00 +Bacon Mozzarella Sticks
Goat milk mozzarella w/ bacon breadcrumb crust with side of coolest ranch dipping sauce
$15.00 +Flamin' Hot-Ness Mozzarella Sticks
Smoked Cheeto mozzarella w/ flaming’ hot Cheeto crust with side of coolest ranch dipping sauce
$15.00 +Fries
Bastardo Fundito Fries
Chorizo, chipotle sauce, refried black bean, roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema and cilantro.
$11.50 +Wings
STUNTIN' PIZZA
Taco Taco Taco Pizza Slice
World's most famous pizza...yeah, that's the one u've been talkin' about!!! shhhh, it's still on the secret menu! With over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have. ONLY ON TUESDAYS!!!
$12.00Devour Ramen Pizza Slice
Devour Power X Tony Boleney's Collab. Ramen noodle crust. Shoyu broth. Pickled egg. Japanese mutz & togarashi hot sauce. ONLY ON WEDNESDAY!
$8.00Taco Taco Taco Pizza Pie
World's most famous pizza...yeah, that's the one u've been talkin' about!!! shhhh, it's still on the secret menu! With over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have. AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER (AT LEAST 1HR BEFORE DESIRED DELIVERY TIME), ANYDAY.
$13.00 +Devour Ramen Pizza Pie
Devour Power X Tony Boleney's Collab. Ramen noodle crust. Shoyu broth. Pickled egg. Japanese mutz & togarashi hot sauce. AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER (AT LEAST 1HR BEFORE DESIRED DELIVERY TIME), ANYDAY.
$10.00 +Pasta Bakes
Buff-o-Parm
Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, blue cheese, crispy celery, fresh mozzarella. Tony's Tip - add burrata!
$20.00 +Thundercat Parm
creamed spinach, fresh mutz, sesame seed, chicken or eggplant cutlet, crispy onion
$20.00 +Ole Parm
Mezcal marinated steak, grilled chicken or shaved seitan. chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & Mexican string cheese.
$20.00 +St. Luigi Parm
Provel cacio pepe alfredo, chicken or eggplant cutlet, sesame seed, fresh mutz.
$20.00 +Salacious Salads
Pueblito Salad
Romaine, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chips, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, spicy mole sauce, pickled jalapeno crema dressing.
$13.00 +Boken Girl Salad
Arugula spring mix, Sicilian soppressata, smoked mutz, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, and lemon vinaigrette dressing.
$13.00 +Buff-O-Greens Salad
Romaine, blue cheese, celery, buffalo chicken or cauliflower, fresh mutz, lemon vinaigrette dressing.
$13.00 +Kale Nero! Salad
marinated kale, crouton, pickled red onion, hard boiled egg, shaved pecorino, spicy caesar
$13.00 +Tuk-Tuk Salad
Romaine, green papaya slaw, cilantro, roasted peanut, grape tomato Thai satay sauce, coolest ranch dressing.
$13.00 +Greektown Salad
Romaine, grilled halloumi, Kalamata olive, grape tomato, cucumber, parsley and creamy Greek dressing.
$13.00 +Chibo Salad
Arugula spring mix, grilled chicken, crispy onion, grape tomato, shaved pecorino, goat cheese crumble, lemon vinaigrette dressing.
$13.00 +Uptown Cobb Salad
Romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing.
$13.00 +Garbanza Salad - Vegan
lemon marinated kale, beet hummus, harissa falafel, tomato, red quinoa, parsley, spicy tahini, za’atar
$13.00 +Roast Salad - Vegan
lemon marinated kale, red quinoa, curried cauliflower, golden raisin, mushroom, harissa tahini
$13.00 +