Popular menu items
Classic Cheese - Slice
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$3.77 +Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$23.00 +Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$17.25 +Slices
Classic Cheese - Slice
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$3.77 +Tikka- Slice
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$6.47 +Ooh Laa Laa - Slice
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
$6.47 +Moonshiner - Slice
$5.39 +Ay Dios Mio- Slice
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$6.47 +Mex-Corn Husker- Slice
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$6.47 +Burrata - Slice
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$8.59 +Pepe Le Pizza- Slice
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$6.47 +Magic Mushroom- Slice
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$6.47 +Taco Taco Taco- Slice
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$17.25 +Grumpy Gramps- Slice
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$6.47 +Winger - Slice
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
$6.47 +General Khan - Slice
$6.47 +S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$6.47 +Pancho Franco- Slice
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$6.47 +Heart Attack - Slice
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
$6.47 +Pope Leo - Slice
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$6.47 +Lobsta Roll- Slice
$12.94 +I Will Fuckin' Smash You
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
$6.47 +Supreme Tang
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
$6.47 +Ernie
Seeded crust, smoked cacio pepe alfredo sauce, chicken cutlet, fresh mozzarella, parsley, pecorino
$6.47 +Chick' Mac
Potato chip crusted fried vegan chicken cutlet, remoulade, smoked mozzarella, dill pickles, lettuce, tomato
$6.47 +Swine Fighter
$8.05 +12" Pies
Swine Fighter 12"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$26.45 +Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$14.95 +I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH YOU 12"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$23.00 +Tikka 12"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$23.00 +Ooh Laa Laa 12"
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
$23.00 +Moonshiner 12"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$23.00 +Ay Dios Mio 12"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$23.00 +Mex-Corn Husker 12"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$23.00 +Burrrrrata 12"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$25.30 +Pepe Le Pizza 12"
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$23.00 +Magic Mushroom 12"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$23.00 +Taco Taco Taco 12'
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$55.00 +Grumpy Gramps 12"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$23.00 +Winger 12"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$23.00 +Shitfaced Chicken 12"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$23.00 +Pancho Franco 12"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$23.00 +Heart Attack 12"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$23.00 +Fuckin' Gindolune 12"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$23.00 +Pope Leo 12'
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$23.00 +Lobsta Roll 12'
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$47.61 +House 12"
spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella. Recommended as a square pie
$23.00 +Half & Half 12"
$23.00 +Supreme Tang 12"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$23.00 +Ernie 12"
Seeded crust, smoked cacio pepe alfredo sauce, chicken cutlet, fresh mozzarella, parsley, pecorino
$23.00 +Chick' Mac 12"
Potato chip crusted fried vegan chicken cutlet, remoulade, smoked mozzarella, dill pickles, lettuce, tomato
$23.00 +18" Pies
Swine Fighter 18"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$44.97 +Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$23.00 +I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH YOU 18"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$36.80 +Tikka 18"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$36.80 +Ooh Laa Laa 18"
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
$36.80 +Moonshiner 18"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$34.50 +Ay Dios Mio 18"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$36.80 +Mex-Corn Husker 18"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$36.80 +Burrrrrata 18"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$46.00 +Pepe Le Pizza 18"
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$36.80 +Magic Mushroom 18"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$36.80 +Taco Taco Taco 18"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$115.00 +Grumpy Gramps 18"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$36.80 +Winger 18"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$36.80 +Shitfaced Chicken 18"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$36.80 +Pancho Franco 18"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$36.80 +Heart Attack 18"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$36.80 +Fuckin' Gindolune 18"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$36.80 +Pope Leo 18"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$36.80 +Lobsta Roll 18"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$41.40 +House 18"
spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella. Recommended as a square pie
$36.80 +Half & Half 18"
$36.80 +Supreme Tang 18"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$36.80 +Ernie 18"
Seeded crust, smoked cacio pepe alfredo sauce, chicken cutlet, fresh mozzarella, parsley, pecorino
$36.80 +Chick' Mac 18"
Potato chip crusted fried vegan chicken cutlet, remoulade, smoked mozzarella, dill pickles, lettuce, tomato
$36.80 +Subs - Hot
🏆 Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
$17.25 +Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม
rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
$18.40 +Oui Oui "Wee Wee"
french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley
$17.25 +🏆 Bad Leroy®
this mf is baaad...8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy onion. 🏆 Voted Best Cheesesteak In NJ Star Ledger
$18.40 +The Snuggla®
Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust
$18.40 +LPP
lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley
$17.25 +Brotherly Love
ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper
$17.25 +St. Luigi
smoked cacio e pepe alfredo, fried chicken cutlet, fresh mozzarella, parsley, seeded roll, pecorino
$17.25 +Thundercat
chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion
$18.40 +Punjabo
tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll
$17.25 +Shitfaced 3000®
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
$18.40 +Geppetto
house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil
$17.25 +Jerzey Jezebel®
nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw
$16.10 +Boken-Boy®
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
$17.25 +Shoobie
fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
$16.10 +Diving Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$17.25 +Vegan Ole
house-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese
$18.40 +Korean Godzilla
You just killed Pulgasari, now finish him! Bone-in short-rib, kimchi, 3xcheese, gojuchang, scallion, sesame
$36.80 +Yeah Man
Potato chip chicken cutlet, flaming hot cheeto mozzarella sticks, stoner dorito mac balls, coolest ranch, bacon
$18.40 +'Fo Clucka
Potato chip crusted fried vegan chicken cutlet, remoulade, smoked mozzarella, dill pickles, lettuce, tomato
$18.40 +Lil' Devil
Nashville hot potato chip crusted vegan chicken cutlet, sour dour pickles, smoked vegan mozzarella, dill aioli, slaw
$18.40 +Mozzarella Sticks
Mac Balls
Wings
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Elote Fries
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$14.00 +Bastardo Fundito Fries
chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro
$15.00 +Apps & Dessert
Punkin' Spice Churros
Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
$13.80Salad
Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
$13.80 +Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$17.25 +Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$17.25 +Pueblito
romaine, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, spicy mole sauce, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
$17.25 +Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
$17.25 +