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Paradox Cafe

Breakfast, Lunch Specials
3439 SE Belmont St, Portland, OR 97214
(503) 232-7508
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Nachos

House made chips, black beans, spicy cheese, salsa, sour cream and green onion.

$11.00 +

Corn Fritters

Served with jalapenos, corn and sour cream, cheese, over black beans.

$12.00

Tots

Served with ranch.

$7.00

Poutine

A plate of seasoned shoestring fries smothered in cheese sauce and homemade gravy. Vegan and gluten-free.

$9.00

Baconator

Tots. house bacon, cheese sauce, sour cream and green onion.

$9.50

Chicken, Bacon and Waffle

Our house bacon, nuggs andwaffle.

$16.00

Solstice Corn Cake

Served with apples and walnuts.

$8.00

Cacao Cakes

Served with roasted peach and oregano berry compote.

$9.00

Biscuit and Gravy

Served with roasted peach and oregano berry compote.

$3.75 +

French Toast

$10.00

Waffle

$10.00

The Bundle

Fresh, steamed veggies over a biscuit and gravy with tofu.

$10.00

Hummus Plate

Hummus with za’atar seasoning, veggie fritters, raw bell pepper dipping strips, cucumber & warm pita

$9.00

MAC Tots

A bowl of tots with cheese sauce, sour cream and green onion. Vegan and gluten-free.

$5.75

Benedicts

P-Dox Benedict

Tofu, sausage patties & potatoes

$14.50

Avo Bene

Avocado, spinach, mushrooms, tomato & potatoes.

$16.00

Country Comfort

Tofu and your choice of veggies or sausage or bacon & potatoes with a biscuit and gravy.

$16.00

Belmont Combo

Your choice of ft, cake (cc or quinoa) or waffle with 2 sides.

$15.00

The Basic

$8.00

Dbld Benedict

$11.00

Burrito

Tofu, potatoes, black bean chili, sour cream & salsa wrapped in a wheat tortilla.

$9.00 +

Pesto Benedict (V)

Sourdough with pesto, tofu, mushroom, raw spinach & tomato with Tree Hugger hollandaise. Served with potatoes.

$14.00

The Hunger (GF)

A corncake with black bean chili and your choice of eggs, tofu or tempeh: topped with sour cream, guacamole and salsa.

$9.00 +

Mt Tabor Taters (V)

Veggie sausage, caramelized onion, jalapenos & red peppers, mushroom and tofu scrambled with spinach served over seasoned red potatoes, topped with cheese sauce.

$9.00

PJ Benedict

Tofu, veggies, tomato & spinach on sourdough w/ pepperjack sauce.

$9.50

Bowls

Big V

Tofu and steamed veggies with your choice of rice or pots.

$11.00 +

California

Tofu, house bacon, spinach, tomato and avocado over pesto rice.

$13.00

Nola

Chipotle sausage, chicken, greens, corn and shmack sauce over potatoes with cheese sauce.

$14.00

Dirty Rice

Black bean chili & rice topped with raw spinach, tofu, sour cream & tomatoes.

$11.00

B.E.K

- Our house bacon, cooked greens and 2 v - eggs served with pesto rice.

$12.00

Wraps

Bombita Stank

Chicken, bacon, cheese, tomatoes, greens, crunchy tortilla and jalapeno.

$12.00

Yallah- Yallah

Chickn, cooked veggies, hummus, sour cream and spicy cheese.

$11.00

Veggie Sando

Veggies with greens on toasted Ciabatta with arugula pesto, hummus and shmack sauce.

$12.00

Caesar BLT

Greens with our house – bacon, avocado and tomato in our C’Zar dressing.

$10.00

Burger

The Breakfast

With cheese, v-egg, bacon, hollandaise & shmack sauce.

$12.00 +

The Flamethrower

With roasted jalapenos, double – cheese, salsa & shmack sauce.

$10.00 +

BBQ Bacon

With House Bacon & Bbq Sauce, Cheese, Pickle, Onion and Mayo.

$10.00 +

All American

With house bacon, greens, tomatoes, onion, pickle, 1000 island.

$10.00 +

Chicken Mac

2 chiken patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles & onion – no sesame seeds on our bun.

$12.00 +

Down Yonder

BBq'd jackfruit, no burger & slaw.

$11.00 +

Abomination Burger

Flat buns, sausage, tofu, bacon and cheese with habanero-berry jam.

$12.50 +

Brickhouse Burger

Burger with caramelized onion's. jalapenos, bacon, hummus and guacamole.

$10.50 +

Southern Comfort

BBQ'd burger with peanut slaw and Sammy sauce.

$10.50 +

Bridge City Burger

Made with cheese and 1000 Island, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle on the side.

$11.50 +

Hot Tea Selections

Paradox Yogi Chai Tea

$3.75

Righteous Matcha Tea

$4.00

Grey Tea

$3.50

Chocolate Clouds Tea

$3.50

Sunshine Tea

$3.50

Mint Over Matter Tea

$3.50

English Breakfast Tea

$3.50

Jazz Tea

$3.50

Thunderbolt Tea

$4.00

16 oz. Bridge City Blended

Cold brew, peanut butter, banana, chocolate and hemp milk.

$8.50

16 oz. Yum Yum Blended

Banana, peanut butter, chocolate and hemp milk.

$7.50

Drinks

Organic Coffee

Groundworks coffee Bottomless.

$3.50

Cold Brewed Iced Coffee

$5.50

Coke

$2.25

Diet Coke

$2.25

7-Up

$2.25

Kombucha

$4.25

Iced Tea

$3.00

Lemonade

$3.50

Arnold Palmer

$3.00

Watermelon Water

$4.25

Watermelon

Pineapple water.

$4.25

Juice

$6.50 +

Milk

$2.50 +

Chocolate Milk

$5.00

Hot Cocoa

$5.50

Blackberry Chia Superjuice

$3.00

Peach Juice

$2.00

Ginger-Berry Smoothie

Oregon berries, banana, ginger, hemp milk, cinnamon

$8.50

7UP

$1.75

Arnold Palmer

$3.00

Blackberry Chia Superjuice

$3.00

Chocolate Clouds Tea

Black tea blended with pieces of dark chocolate.

$3.00

Coconut Water

$4.25

Coffee

$3.00

Coke

$1.75

Cold Brewed Iced Coffee

$3.75

Cranberry Juice

$3.00 +

Diet Coke

$1.75

English Breakfast Tea

Our signature Indian, Chinese & Sri-Lankan black teas.

$3.00

Grey Tea

Premium leaf Chinese black tea scented with rare, organic bergamot oil.

$3.00

Hot Cocoa

$3.00

Iced Tea

$2.50

Jazz Tea

Japanese green tea blended with fragrant jasmine.

$3.00

Kale Coconut Superjuice

$3.00

Kale Coconut Superjuice

$3.00

Kombucha

Brew Dr.

$3.50

Lemonade

$2.50

Milk

12 oz.

$2.25

Mint Over Matter Tea

Organic peppermint & spearmint leaves.

$3.50

Pacific Soy Chocolate Milk

$2.00

Paradox Yogi Chai

$3.50

Peach Juice

$2.00

Pineapple Juice

$3.00 +

Righteous Matcha

Japanese green tea, stone-milled by hand to a fine powder.

$3.95

Smoothie

$4.00 +

Sunshine Tea

Blend of Chinese and Sri Lankan black teas with organic orange peel and passionflower peels.

$3.50

Thunderbolt Tea

Energizing blend of Chinese black tea, Yerba Mate and Brazilian Guarana.

$3.50

Iron high smoothie

Banana, pineapple, chia seeds, spinach, hemp milk

$8.50

Sunrise smoothie

Banana, Oregon peaches, pineapple, hemp milk

$8.50

Paradox Breakfast (Archieved)

The Basic

Served with seasoned tofu, potatoes and toast.

$8.50 +

Burrito

Tofu, potatoes, black bean chili, salsa and sour cream in a wheat tortilla. Substitute Tempech, substitute veggie egg, substitute tots for an additional charge. Add avocado for an additional charge.

$9.50 +

The Bundle Breakfast

Fresh, steamed veggies over and biscuit and gravy topped with tofu.

$10.50

Sammy

Tofu, garden sausage or bacon on French bread and Sammy sauce.

$9.50

Sammy with Tots

Tofu, garden sausage or bacon on French bread and Sammy sauce.

$11.50

Country Comfort

1/2 order B&G, potatoes, your choice of egg, tofu or Tempech and your choice of veggies, sausage or bacon.

$15.50

P-Dox Benedict

Tofu, sausage, tomato and 3 hugger hollandaise and green onion.

$14.50

Avocado Benedict

Tofu, mushrooms, spinach, onion, tomato and avocado with hollandaise.

$16.00

Chicken and Waffle

Waffle with nuggets, gravy, maple syrup, green onion, berry and habanero sauce.

$15.50

Fritiers

3 small corn cakes with jalapeno and corn; topped with black beans, cheese and sour cream.

$12.50

Biscuit and Gravy

Sub hog for an additional charge.

$5.00 +

Veggie ScramBowl Breakfast

Choice of tempeh, tofu or egg with house veggies, topped with green onions and served with potatoes or rice. Vegan and gluten-free.

$11.00 +

Eastbank ScramBowl Breakfast

Tofu, veggies, and onion with arugula pesto served over breakfast potatoes. Vegan and gluten-free.

$11.50 +

Curry Style Veggie ScramBowl Breakfast

Choice of tempeh, tofu or egg with house veggies, topped with green onions and served with potatoes or rice. Scrambled with Asian curry, raisins and toasted walnuts.

$12.50 +

Belmont Combo Breakfast

Choice of pancake, french toast or waffle and two sides.

$12.75 +

Lovejoy ScramBowl

Tofu, bacon, onion and spinach served over grilled herb and onion with almond gravy.

$9.00

Pesto Scramble (V&GF)

Tofu, veggies, onion, tomato, spinach & pesto. Served with potatoes and toast.

$10.00

Spitfire Scramble (V)

Tofu, chipotle sausage, spinach, caramelized onion & peppers; served with sour cream, potatoes and toast.

$10.00

The Hunger Breakfast

A corncake with black bean chili and choice of eggs, tofu or tempeh, topped with sour cream, guacamole and salsa. Gluten-free.

$11.00 +

Mt. Tabor Taters

Veggie sausage, caramelized onion, jalapenos, red peppers, mushroom and tofu scrambled with spinach over seasoned red potatoes, topped with cheese sauce. Vegan.

$11.00 +

Pancakes (Archieved)

Solstice Corn Cake

Comes with fresh apples and toasted walnuts.

$6.50

Espresso Sweet Cake

Made with cold brew, chocolate, almond and coconut-vanilla cream.

$5.75

Cocoa-Berry and Peach Quinoa Cake

Cocoa quinoa cake with Oregon-berry and peach chocolate.

$7.50

Cinnamon French Toast

$10.25

Waffle

Plant based, soy free and gluten free.

$9.00

Sandwiches, Wraps and Salads (Archieved)

Green Salad

Maxed greens, raw vegetable, tomato and cucumber.

$5.50 +

Caesar BLT Wrap with Avocado

Mixed greens, tomato, avocado and bacon with house Caesar in a wheat tortilla.

$10.50

Pesto Wrap

Tempeh, raw spinach and rice tossed with sun dried tomato pesto in a wheat tortilla with hummus.

$10.50

Reuben Sandwich

Tempeh, sauerkraut and dill remoulade on marbled rye with chad cheese.

$10.50 +

BBQ'd Tempeh and Peanut Salad

Napa cabbage and kale tossed with cucumber, green onions, cilantro, almonds and crispy yakisoba in peanut dressing; topped with BBQ'd tempeh.

$11.00

BBQ Chicken Wrap

Chicken nuggets, greens, tomato and apples, tossed with honey instard in a wheat tortilla.

$11.50

Solstice Spinach Salad

Spinach, dried cranberries, toasted walnuts, Fuji-apples, tomato and cucumber. Your choice of dressing served on the side. Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$5.00 +

P-Dox Taco Salad

Mixed greens with black bean chili, seasoned taco meat (vegetarian), shredded cheese and salsa. Finished with sour cream, green onion and house-made corn tortilla chips and black beans.

$8.00 +

Loaded Caesar Salad

Our house made Caesar dressing tossed with a blend of greens, avocado, tomatoes, fuji apples, roasted red peppers, green onion and corn "crouton". Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$9.00 +

The Kale-Raiser Salad

Kale, quinoa, Napa cabbage, hummus, tempeh, toasted cashews tossed with lemon tahini dressing.

$8.95 +

Gimme-a-Beet (V&GF)

Roasted beets, hazelnuts & walnuts tossed into mixed greens with dried cranberries, quinoa, apple and our house feta (V), with your choice of dressing.

$8.95 +

Loaded Caesar (V & GF)

Our house made Caesar dressing tossed with a blend of greens, avocado, tomatoes, Fuji apples, roasted red peppers, green onion & corn “croutons”.

$8.75 +

Pesto-Spinach Bowl (V&GF)

Rice tossed with our house made basil pesto, spinach, tomatoes and your choice of chicken (V), tofu or tempeh.

$10.00

Bites (Archieved)

Tots with Ranch

$7.50

French Fries with Fry Sauce

$6.50

Nuggets and Fries

8 pieces with sauce of your choice.

$11.00

Scream-Owls (Archieved)

Baconator

Tots with cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onions.

$10.00

Poutine

Shoestring fries smothered in cheese and gravy.

$9.00

Dirty Rice Bowl

Fresh spinach, chili, rice, tomato and sour cream with seasoned tofu.

$10.50

Veggies

Steamed veggies, potatoes or rice and seasoned tofu.

$12.00

Veggies with Curry

Steamed veggies, potatoes or rice and seasoned tofu.

$12.50

FU for U

1/2 and seasoned tofu, dust, bacon, spinach and tomato with potatoes.

$11.50

On The Side (Archieved)

Side of Veggies

$5.25 +

Paradox Potatoes

$4.75

1 Egg

$3.00

Side of Tofu

$5.50

Side of Tempeh

$6.25

Side of Veggie Sausage

$5.50

Side of Apple-Maple Link Sausage

$5.50

Homemade Bread

$4.25

Side of Mushrooms

$3.25

Almond Gravy

Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$3.25 +

Cheese Sauce

Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$3.25 +

Toast

$3.25

Salsa

$2.50

Sour Cream

$2.75

Guacamole

$3.75

Sun-Dried Tomato Pesto

$3.25

Peanut Butter

$2.25

Almond Butter

$3.25

Side of Chicken-Apple Sausage

Gluten-free.

$5.25

Side of Arugula Pesto

Vegan and gluten-free.

$2.75

Banana (Side)

$1.50

Current Features (Archived)

Salem Wrap

Za’atar seasoned tempeh, hummus, cucumber, spinach and quinoa tabouli wrapped in a wheat tortilla and served with house made tortilla chips. Vegetarian.

$8.25

Tacos

Green leaf lettuce stuffed with ginger marinated soy curls, napa cabbage, kale, cilantro and Asian pickled cucumbers served with a side of peanut dressing. Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$10.00

Avocado Benedict

Fat-sliced sourdough topped with tofu, onions, mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes and avocado, topped with our tree hugger hollandaise and served with seasoned red potatoes. Vegetarian.

$13.00

Quinoa Cakes

Almond butter and Oregon berry compote. Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$4.95 +

Chung Tots

Tater tots covered in spicy cheese sauce topped with ginger marinated soy curls, cilantro, green onion and Asian pickled cucumbers. Served with a side of spicy ketchup. Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$9.95

Oh My Yum! (Archived)

Cranberry-Hazelnut Whole Grain Pancakes

With Oregon hazelnuts and dried cranberries. Vegan.

$4.95 +

Sweet Surrender Cakes

Our whole grain batter, dark chocolate and toasted almonds. Vegan.

$4.95 +

Solstice Corn Cakes

With fresh apples and toasted walnuts. Vegan and gluten-free.

$4.95 +

Corn Cakes

Vegan and gluten-free.

$5.50 +

Quinoa Cakes

Vegan and gluten-free.

$5.00 +

Whole Grain Cakes

Vegan.

$5.45 +

Waffle

Vegan and gluten-free.

$7.00 +

French Toast

Sprinkled with powdered sugar. Vegan.

$8.95 +

Biscuits & Gravy

Vegan.

$3.50 +

HOG Pile (V)

HOG (Herb & Onion bread with Gravy) with tofu, mushroom, onion & spinach.

$8.75

Quinoa Cakes

(Vegan & GF) For .50 cents add blueberries or bananas.

$4.00 +

Soups (Archived)

Soup of the Day

Contact restaurant for current selection. Vegan.

$3.50 +

Black Bean Chili Soup

Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$3.50 +

Soup & Salad

A bowl of soup or chili, fresh bread and your choice of a small deluxe, solstice or Greek salad.

$8.50

Deliciousness (Archived)

The Firehouse

Onions, jalapenos and bell peppers caramelized together and served with guacamole. Vegetarian.

$8.00 +

The Basic Burger

Served with lettuce, tomato, mayo (vegetarian) and a pickle spear.

$7.25 +

Cheeseburger Burrito

A wheat tortilla stuffed with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, house made cheese sauce, chopped burger (vegetarian) and fries with a mayo-mustard sauce. Vegetarian.

$8.00 +

Meatloaf

A blend of mushrooms, tofu, herbs and gluten-free oats cooked with our house BBQ glaze, served with coleslaw and red potatoes smothered in almond gravy. Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$9.50 +

Avocado Tostadas

Avocado tops 2 tostadas made with corn tortillas, black beans, tempeh, seasoned greens, tomato and sour cream. Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$9.00 +

Ital Bowl

Roasted yams, seasoned greens, black beans served with jerk-spiced tofu, avocado and cornbread. Vegetarian and gluten free.

$10.00 +

Sammy

Grilled ciabatta, arugula pesto, hummus, tofu, smoked tomato slices, raw greens.

$9.00 +

A & C Torta

Avocados, tomato-cayenne Chao cheese, raw greens, tomato, onion & mayo

$9.00 +

Hells Canyon Sammy

Peanutty, peppered soy curls served on a grilled bun w/ sriracha slaw.

$8.50 +

BBQ Bowl (V&GF)

Your choice of tofu or soy curls cooked in our house BBQ sauce served w/ roasted yams, greens, cornbread & a side of PAM.

$10.95 +

Paradox Club (V)

Toasted Good Seed bread piled high with layers of hummus, pesto, lettuce, tomato, tempeh and mayo (V).

$7.95 +

Roasted Veggie Sammy (V)

Roasted veggies served on garlic ciabatta with hummus and artichoke pate; served with roasted red pepper sauce on the side.

$9.00 +

Sunshine Pesto Burger

Avocado, tomato, Swiss cheese & basil pesto.

$8.50 +

Mac's (Archived)

Garlic-Bacon Mac

2014 vegan iron chef ultimate mac and cheese winner! Vegetarian.

$9.00

Pepperjack Mac

Tempeh, caramelized jalapeno, onion & bell pepper & smoked tomato pieces.

$9.00

Spitfire Mac

Caramelized onion, jalapeno and bell pepper toasted with tempeh and our house-made cheese sauce. Add broccoli, soy curls, tofu or tempeh for an additional charge. Gluten free and vegetarian.

$9.00 +

P.A.M. Mac

Macaroni pasta in cheesy goodness topped with green onions. Vegetarian.

$7.95 +

Iron Mac (V)

Vegan Iron Chef Ultimate Mac & Cheese Winner!

$9.50

Stroganoff (V)

Mushrooms, chicken (v) or tempeh, topped with sour cream and green onions.

$7.50 +

A la Carte, Substitutions & Stuff (Archived)

Add Mushrooms to Anything

$1.50

Extra Side of Dressing

Dressing choices are Maple-Mustard, Sesame-Peanut, Lemon Tahini, Basil Pesto Vinaigrette, Caesar, Thousand Island or Ranch. All dressings are vegan EXCEPT the ranch dressing.

$0.75

Gluten Free Bun

Please specify which item gets the gluten free bun.

$1.75

Upgrade to Real Maple Syrup

$1.00

Add Love Dust to Tofu

$0.50

Place Settings And Utensils (Archived)

Utensils Napkin Plate (Biodegradable)

Includes plate, napkin, fork, spoon, knife, salt and pepper (all Eco-Friendly).

$0.40

Plates Only (Biodegradable)

Only need plates? Add on our fully biodegradable plates to your order today

$0.25

Utensils & Napkin Only (Biodegradable)

Utensil set includes fork, knife, spoon, napkin, and salt & pepper packet. Eco friendly biodegradable materials.

$0.25

Serving Spoons

$0.25

Serving Forks

$0.25

Catering Tongs

$0.25

Bag of Ice - 24 Hours Notice Required

$3.50

10 oz. Plastic Drinking Cups - 24 Hours Notice Required

$0.15

Disposable tablecloth--Advanced Orders Only

White

$2.50

Chafing Dish with Fuel (Disposable)

$14.00

Serving Platters

Large round plastic serving trays with lids.

$8.00

Catering Cafe Yumm Catering Fee

$25.00

Discounts and Credits (Archived)

Custom Discount

$0.00

House Discount (Emp, DRV)

$0.00

MISC

$0.00
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About Paradox Cafe

  • 3439 SE Belmont St, Portland, OR 97214
  • Breakfast, Lunch Specials, Salads, Sandwiches
  • (503) 232-7508
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