Paradox Cafe
Popular menu items
For Starters
Poutine
A plate of seasoned shoestring fries smothered in cheese sauce and homemade gravy. Vegan and gluten-free.
$9.00French Toast
$10.00Waffle
$10.00Hummus Plate
Hummus with za’atar seasoning, veggie fritters, raw bell pepper dipping strips, cucumber & warm pita
$9.00Benedicts
Country Comfort
Tofu and your choice of veggies or sausage or bacon & potatoes with a biscuit and gravy.
$16.00The Basic
$8.00Dbld Benedict
$11.00Pesto Benedict (V)
Sourdough with pesto, tofu, mushroom, raw spinach & tomato with Tree Hugger hollandaise. Served with potatoes.
$14.00The Hunger (GF)
A corncake with black bean chili and your choice of eggs, tofu or tempeh: topped with sour cream, guacamole and salsa.
$9.00 +Mt Tabor Taters (V)
Veggie sausage, caramelized onion, jalapenos & red peppers, mushroom and tofu scrambled with spinach served over seasoned red potatoes, topped with cheese sauce.
$9.00Bowls
Wraps
Veggie Sando
Veggies with greens on toasted Ciabatta with arugula pesto, hummus and shmack sauce.
$12.00Burger
Chicken Mac
2 chiken patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles & onion – no sesame seeds on our bun.
$12.00 +Bridge City Burger
Made with cheese and 1000 Island, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle on the side.
$11.50 +Hot Tea Selections
Righteous Matcha Tea
$4.00Grey Tea
$3.50Chocolate Clouds Tea
$3.50Sunshine Tea
$3.50Mint Over Matter Tea
$3.50Jazz Tea
$3.50Thunderbolt Tea
$4.00Drinks
Coke
$2.25Diet Coke
$2.257-Up
$2.25Kombucha
$4.25Iced Tea
$3.00Lemonade
$3.50Arnold Palmer
$3.00Watermelon Water
$4.25Juice
$6.50 +Milk
$2.50 +Chocolate Milk
$5.00Hot Cocoa
$5.50Peach Juice
$2.007UP
$1.75Arnold Palmer
$3.00Coconut Water
$4.25Coffee
$3.00Coke
$1.75Cranberry Juice
$3.00 +Diet Coke
$1.75Hot Cocoa
$3.00Iced Tea
$2.50Lemonade
$2.50Paradox Yogi Chai
$3.50Peach Juice
$2.00Pineapple Juice
$3.00 +Smoothie
$4.00 +Sunshine Tea
Blend of Chinese and Sri Lankan black teas with organic orange peel and passionflower peels.
$3.50Paradox Breakfast (Archieved)
Burrito
Tofu, potatoes, black bean chili, salsa and sour cream in a wheat tortilla. Substitute Tempech, substitute veggie egg, substitute tots for an additional charge. Add avocado for an additional charge.
$9.50 +Country Comfort
1/2 order B&G, potatoes, your choice of egg, tofu or Tempech and your choice of veggies, sausage or bacon.
$15.50Chicken and Waffle
Waffle with nuggets, gravy, maple syrup, green onion, berry and habanero sauce.
$15.50Fritiers
3 small corn cakes with jalapeno and corn; topped with black beans, cheese and sour cream.
$12.50Veggie ScramBowl Breakfast
Choice of tempeh, tofu or egg with house veggies, topped with green onions and served with potatoes or rice. Vegan and gluten-free.
$11.00 +Eastbank ScramBowl Breakfast
Tofu, veggies, and onion with arugula pesto served over breakfast potatoes. Vegan and gluten-free.
$11.50 +Curry Style Veggie ScramBowl Breakfast
Choice of tempeh, tofu or egg with house veggies, topped with green onions and served with potatoes or rice. Scrambled with Asian curry, raisins and toasted walnuts.
$12.50 +Lovejoy ScramBowl
Tofu, bacon, onion and spinach served over grilled herb and onion with almond gravy.
$9.00Pesto Scramble (V&GF)
Tofu, veggies, onion, tomato, spinach & pesto. Served with potatoes and toast.
$10.00Spitfire Scramble (V)
Tofu, chipotle sausage, spinach, caramelized onion & peppers; served with sour cream, potatoes and toast.
$10.00The Hunger Breakfast
A corncake with black bean chili and choice of eggs, tofu or tempeh, topped with sour cream, guacamole and salsa. Gluten-free.
$11.00 +Mt. Tabor Taters
Veggie sausage, caramelized onion, jalapenos, red peppers, mushroom and tofu scrambled with spinach over seasoned red potatoes, topped with cheese sauce. Vegan.
$11.00 +Pancakes (Archieved)
Sandwiches, Wraps and Salads (Archieved)
Caesar BLT Wrap with Avocado
Mixed greens, tomato, avocado and bacon with house Caesar in a wheat tortilla.
$10.50Pesto Wrap
Tempeh, raw spinach and rice tossed with sun dried tomato pesto in a wheat tortilla with hummus.
$10.50BBQ'd Tempeh and Peanut Salad
Napa cabbage and kale tossed with cucumber, green onions, cilantro, almonds and crispy yakisoba in peanut dressing; topped with BBQ'd tempeh.
$11.00BBQ Chicken Wrap
Chicken nuggets, greens, tomato and apples, tossed with honey instard in a wheat tortilla.
$11.50Solstice Spinach Salad
Spinach, dried cranberries, toasted walnuts, Fuji-apples, tomato and cucumber. Your choice of dressing served on the side. Vegetarian and gluten-free.
$5.00 +P-Dox Taco Salad
Mixed greens with black bean chili, seasoned taco meat (vegetarian), shredded cheese and salsa. Finished with sour cream, green onion and house-made corn tortilla chips and black beans.
$8.00 +Loaded Caesar Salad
Our house made Caesar dressing tossed with a blend of greens, avocado, tomatoes, fuji apples, roasted red peppers, green onion and corn "crouton". Vegetarian and gluten-free.
$9.00 +The Kale-Raiser Salad
Kale, quinoa, Napa cabbage, hummus, tempeh, toasted cashews tossed with lemon tahini dressing.
$8.95 +Gimme-a-Beet (V&GF)
Roasted beets, hazelnuts & walnuts tossed into mixed greens with dried cranberries, quinoa, apple and our house feta (V), with your choice of dressing.
$8.95 +Loaded Caesar (V & GF)
Our house made Caesar dressing tossed with a blend of greens, avocado, tomatoes, Fuji apples, roasted red peppers, green onion & corn “croutons”.
$8.75 +Pesto-Spinach Bowl (V&GF)
Rice tossed with our house made basil pesto, spinach, tomatoes and your choice of chicken (V), tofu or tempeh.
$10.00Bites (Archieved)
Tots with Ranch
$7.50Scream-Owls (Archieved)
On The Side (Archieved)
Side of Veggies
$5.25 +Paradox Potatoes
$4.751 Egg
$3.00Side of Tofu
$5.50Side of Tempeh
$6.25Homemade Bread
$4.25Side of Mushrooms
$3.25Toast
$3.25Salsa
$2.50Sour Cream
$2.75Guacamole
$3.75Peanut Butter
$2.25Almond Butter
$3.25Banana (Side)
$1.50Current Features (Archived)
Salem Wrap
Za’atar seasoned tempeh, hummus, cucumber, spinach and quinoa tabouli wrapped in a wheat tortilla and served with house made tortilla chips. Vegetarian.
$8.25Tacos
Green leaf lettuce stuffed with ginger marinated soy curls, napa cabbage, kale, cilantro and Asian pickled cucumbers served with a side of peanut dressing. Vegetarian and gluten-free.
$10.00Avocado Benedict
Fat-sliced sourdough topped with tofu, onions, mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes and avocado, topped with our tree hugger hollandaise and served with seasoned red potatoes. Vegetarian.
$13.00Chung Tots
Tater tots covered in spicy cheese sauce topped with ginger marinated soy curls, cilantro, green onion and Asian pickled cucumbers. Served with a side of spicy ketchup. Vegetarian and gluten-free.
$9.95Oh My Yum! (Archived)
Soups (Archived)
Soup & Salad
A bowl of soup or chili, fresh bread and your choice of a small deluxe, solstice or Greek salad.
$8.50Deliciousness (Archived)
The Firehouse
Onions, jalapenos and bell peppers caramelized together and served with guacamole. Vegetarian.
$8.00 +Cheeseburger Burrito
A wheat tortilla stuffed with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, house made cheese sauce, chopped burger (vegetarian) and fries with a mayo-mustard sauce. Vegetarian.
$8.00 +Meatloaf
A blend of mushrooms, tofu, herbs and gluten-free oats cooked with our house BBQ glaze, served with coleslaw and red potatoes smothered in almond gravy. Vegetarian and gluten-free.
$9.50 +Avocado Tostadas
Avocado tops 2 tostadas made with corn tortillas, black beans, tempeh, seasoned greens, tomato and sour cream. Vegetarian and gluten-free.
$9.00 +Ital Bowl
Roasted yams, seasoned greens, black beans served with jerk-spiced tofu, avocado and cornbread. Vegetarian and gluten free.
$10.00 +BBQ Bowl (V&GF)
Your choice of tofu or soy curls cooked in our house BBQ sauce served w/ roasted yams, greens, cornbread & a side of PAM.
$10.95 +Paradox Club (V)
Toasted Good Seed bread piled high with layers of hummus, pesto, lettuce, tomato, tempeh and mayo (V).
$7.95 +Roasted Veggie Sammy (V)
Roasted veggies served on garlic ciabatta with hummus and artichoke pate; served with roasted red pepper sauce on the side.
$9.00 +Mac's (Archived)
Spitfire Mac
Caramelized onion, jalapeno and bell pepper toasted with tempeh and our house-made cheese sauce. Add broccoli, soy curls, tofu or tempeh for an additional charge. Gluten free and vegetarian.
$9.00 +A la Carte, Substitutions & Stuff (Archived)
Extra Side of Dressing
Dressing choices are Maple-Mustard, Sesame-Peanut, Lemon Tahini, Basil Pesto Vinaigrette, Caesar, Thousand Island or Ranch. All dressings are vegan EXCEPT the ranch dressing.
$0.75Place Settings And Utensils (Archived)
Utensils Napkin Plate (Biodegradable)
Includes plate, napkin, fork, spoon, knife, salt and pepper (all Eco-Friendly).
$0.40Plates Only (Biodegradable)
Only need plates? Add on our fully biodegradable plates to your order today
$0.25Utensils & Napkin Only (Biodegradable)
Utensil set includes fork, knife, spoon, napkin, and salt & pepper packet. Eco friendly biodegradable materials.
$0.25