Paradox Cafe
For Starters
Benedicts
Country Comfort
Tofu and your choice of veggies or sausage or bacon & potatoes with a biscuit and gravy.
$17.50The Basic
$9.50Bowls
Wraps
Cheeseburger Burrito
A wheat tortilla stuffed with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, house made cheese sauce, chopped burger (vegetarian) and fries with a mayo-mustard sauce.
$13.00Burger
The Breakfast
Garden sausage, egg, cheese & potato patty on a toasted English muffin; served with an additional potato patty.
$12.50 +Hot Tea Selections
Righteous Matcha Tea
$4.00Grey Tea
$3.50Chocolate Clouds Tea
$3.50Sunshine Tea
$3.50Mint Over Matter Tea
$3.50Jazz Tea
$3.50Thunderbolt Tea
$4.00Drinks
Coke
$2.25Diet Coke
$2.257-Up
$2.25Kombucha
$4.25Iced Tea
$3.00Lemonade
$3.50Arnold Palmer
$3.00Watermelon Water
$4.25Juice
$6.50 +Milk
$2.50 +Chocolate Milk
$5.00Hot Cocoa
$5.50Peach Juice
$2.007UP
$1.75Arnold Palmer
$3.00Coconut Water
$4.25Coffee
$3.00Coke
$1.75Cranberry Juice
$3.00 +Diet Coke
$1.75Hot Cocoa
$3.00Iced Tea
$2.50Lemonade
$2.50Paradox Yogi Chai
$3.50Peach Juice
$2.00Pineapple Juice
$3.00 +Smoothie
$4.00 +Sunshine Tea
Blend of Chinese and Sri Lankan black teas with organic orange peel and passionflower peels.
$3.50Sandwiches, Wraps and Salads (Archieved)
BBQ'd Tempeh and Peanut Salad
Napa cabbage and kale tossed with cucumber, green onions, cilantro, almonds and crispy yakisoba in peanut dressing; topped with BBQ'd tempeh.
$15.00Bites (Archieved)
Tots with Ranch
$7.50On The Side (Archieved)
Side of Veggies
$5.25 +Paradox Potatoes
$4.751 Egg
$3.00Side of Tofu
$5.50Side of Tempeh
$6.25Homemade Bread
$4.25Side of Mushrooms
$3.25Toast
$3.25Salsa
$2.50Sour Cream
$2.75Guacamole
$3.75Peanut Butter
$2.25Almond Butter
$3.25Banana (Side)
$1.50Current Features (Archived)
Salem Wrap
Za’atar seasoned tempeh, hummus, cucumber, spinach and quinoa tabouli wrapped in a wheat tortilla and served with house made tortilla chips. Vegetarian.
$8.25Tacos
Green leaf lettuce stuffed with ginger marinated soy curls, napa cabbage, kale, cilantro and Asian pickled cucumbers served with a side of peanut dressing. Vegetarian and gluten-free.
$10.00Avocado Benedict
Fat-sliced sourdough topped with tofu, onions, mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes and avocado, topped with our tree hugger hollandaise and served with seasoned red potatoes. Vegetarian.
$13.00Chung Tots
Tater tots covered in spicy cheese sauce topped with ginger marinated soy curls, cilantro, green onion and Asian pickled cucumbers. Served with a side of spicy ketchup. Vegetarian and gluten-free.
$9.95Oh My Yum! (Archived)
Soups (Archived)
Soup & Salad
A bowl of soup or chili, fresh bread and your choice of a small deluxe, solstice or Greek salad.
$8.50Mac's (Archived)
Spitfire Mac
Caramelized onion, jalapeno and bell pepper toasted with tempeh and our house-made cheese sauce. Add broccoli, soy curls, tofu or tempeh for an additional charge. Gluten free and vegetarian.
$9.00 +A la Carte, Substitutions & Stuff (Archived)
Extra Side of Dressing
Dressing choices are Maple-Mustard, Sesame-Peanut, Lemon Tahini, Basil Pesto Vinaigrette, Caesar, Thousand Island or Ranch. All dressings are vegan EXCEPT the ranch dressing.
$0.75Place Settings And Utensils (Archived)
Utensils Napkin Plate (Biodegradable)
Includes plate, napkin, fork, spoon, knife, salt and pepper (all Eco-Friendly).
$0.40Plates Only (Biodegradable)
Only need plates? Add on our fully biodegradable plates to your order today
$0.25Utensils & Napkin Only (Biodegradable)
Utensil set includes fork, knife, spoon, napkin, and salt & pepper packet. Eco friendly biodegradable materials.
$0.25